Men's Socks

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 2% spandex.

I never met an easy challenge I didn't consider tackling, right after my nap and a snack. Men's shoe size 7-12. 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.

Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

I know you're thinking: Why would a classy, well-dressed lumberjack such as yourself use that ugly, undignified word? Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

The quintessential triumvirate: bold colors, geometric shapes, and altruism. Men's shoe size 7-12. 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often. Men's shoe size 7-

For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.